“You Clicked.
I Showed Up.
Try not to waste my time”

A stern-looking middle-aged man, Uncle Gunny, with large ears wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, brown tie, and matching pocket square, against a dark background.

Thomas "Gunny" Barnett

It was probably a mistake to let Gunny fill in here temporarily to answer your questions—but here we are.

A former Marine and CIA operative, Gunny is now a self-made millionaire, too wealthy for his own good and too cantankerous for polite society—not a man to suffer fools.

He puts the “ass” in assistant.

We apologize in advance and appreciate your patience while we try to find a suitable replacement.

—The Management